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A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK, I just want a drink."

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers on it? - The outside.

A goldfish walks into a bar, Jumps up on a bar stool and looks at the barman really hard.
The bartender asks the goldfish, "What can I get you?"
The Goldfish looks at the guy really deep and hard and in a desperate gasp says "Water."

How do you circumcise a whale? - Four skin divers.

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
The psychic told him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know
everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in a biology class."

A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.

Male rabbit says to his female rabbit, "Giz a bit love, it won't take long, did it..."

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