Insurance Claim Gaffes - 1
"No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened."
"I knew the dog
was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive
through 'Monkey Jungle', the vehicle was enveloped by small fat brown
Q: Do you engage
in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature?
"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."
"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo."
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."
"We had completed
the turn and had just straightened the car when Miss X put her foot
"I pulled away
from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in- law
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
"I was on my way
to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
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