Insurance Claim Gaffes - 2
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationery than I thought."
"A car drove away
at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went
"I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time."
"I pulled into
a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.
Q: Could either
driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
"I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind"
"I started to turn
and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered
at the verge.
"On the M6 I moved from the centre lane to the fast lane but the other car didn't give way."
"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."
"Three men approached
me from the minibus. I thought they were coming to apologise.
A customer collided
with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
"I was going at
about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
"I was on my way
to see an unconscious patient who had convulsions
"Mr. X is in hospital
and says I can use his car and take his wife while he is there.
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