Quick Fire Jokes - 1
next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes.
I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller",
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot".
Now did you know
all male tennis players are witches,
got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags.
So I said to this train driver
"I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
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